Happy 2010!
Raise your hand if you thought the celebrations were a little on the quiet side. In fact, some of it was quite a drab. Funny isn't it? I would have thought that since this is a new decade people would go apeshit and usher it with much aplomb and plenty of excitement.
I didn't feel shit.
I guess people were a) too damn drunk from Christmas, b) saving up money for a new sofa set, c) not fucking bothered at all. I am in none of the above. I ushered in 2010 by helping to sell bowls of Nyonya Laksa (the picture will make you want a bowl right this instant, I guarantee it) and being with the family. It was great, mom was very happy and so was I. Next year, though, I'm thinking of something else...
So far, it's been a quiet start to the year. After all, my year will only start on the 4th of January, the day I begin my new route on my journey to become filthy rich. The days prior to it I will be helping out with the household chores and catching up on my reading.
Since you people are most interested in my resolutions, I won't make the wait any more painful that it is, so, take this!
Raise your hand if you thought the celebrations were a little on the quiet side. In fact, some of it was quite a drab. Funny isn't it? I would have thought that since this is a new decade people would go apeshit and usher it with much aplomb and plenty of excitement.
I didn't feel shit.
I guess people were a) too damn drunk from Christmas, b) saving up money for a new sofa set, c) not fucking bothered at all. I am in none of the above. I ushered in 2010 by helping to sell bowls of Nyonya Laksa (the picture will make you want a bowl right this instant, I guarantee it) and being with the family. It was great, mom was very happy and so was I. Next year, though, I'm thinking of something else...
So far, it's been a quiet start to the year. After all, my year will only start on the 4th of January, the day I begin my new route on my journey to become filthy rich. The days prior to it I will be helping out with the household chores and catching up on my reading.
Since you people are most interested in my resolutions, I won't make the wait any more painful that it is, so, take this!
- Make 2010 better than 2009.
- Save money so that I can have more vacations.
- Drive at 80-90 km/h as it'll save petrol == save money. So I can have more vacations.
- Go up in rank. Or, at the very least, get a pay raise (I prefer pay raise, though, because I want to have more vacations).
- Attend another concert, preferably here and not in Singapore.
- Be kinder to children. But if they insist on being asinine even when I've given them ample warning, I will throw them a beat down.
- Be kinder to old people. However, if they act like righteous SOBs then a can of whoop ass will and truly be unleashed upon their sorry arses. (Bill, you're one of them oldies but will I be kinder? Lets see how it goes...)
- Learn to do my workouts in 45-minutes bursts, with little to no rest in between sets so that I can be in and out of the gym in a jiffy.
- Spend less on unnecessary things i.e. junk food, fast food, etc. (Take that Akka, Bill and RM!)
- Get a smartphone so that I can do all that touchscreen thingamajig.
Damn nice to sleep now!
This is Chris, signing off.
PS: There's an 11th resolution but it's dedicated to one special girl in my life. She knows what it is.
5 comments:
spend less on fast food? not totally avoid it? okayy...we can live with that...yey!
i think the 11th resolution is the most important one...can it be on the top of your list? hehe :P
MK,
RM
resolution no. 9.... aren't you NOT spending on it even now...?
ohhh.. and why the hell is your page PINK...?? is that also dedicated to the person in resolution 11??
I wrote down like 35 "resolutions". I feel like they're gonna end up as "35 things I didn't do in 2010", haha. I'm not taking them too seriously, but we have a few in common. Some gym stuff, saving money stuff, and fast food stuff. Good luck to the both of us for the coming year!
you didn't say why PINK??
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